February 2012
237 posts
“This is like my tenth joint today..”
– My dad.
if only i could get a nosejob
and new boobs’
and a new jawline
and a new chin
and braces
and gain weight
then I could be good looking
mutated-genetics asked: i tell myself that shit almost eerrrryyyyydayyyy. I hope, for your sake, you're better at getting tough than I
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I'm just gonna stop giving a fuck. I'm going to...
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i’m for sure being totoro for halloween. that way when people come up to me and go “TOTORO!!” I will know who my true friends are
jesseekkah asked: Yeah I mean like, all my guy friends though I don't feel even like me that way? You know.. But anywho, yeah fuck dating... anyone. Period. FUCK IT. I hate feelings. :D
jesseekkah asked: hahahhaa, who did you forget you slept with? ily!
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That awkward moment when you forgot you slept with someone for a second…..
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What I would do if I could go back in time:
See the Beatles, ride a dinosaur, be a part of the 60’s counter culture, go to Woodstock, live/work in New York in the late 50’s/ early 60’s, go to a speakeasy, protest civil rights, save JFK, party in Miami in the 80’s, meet Jesus ( or…not) , watch the Big Bang, and watch the first supposed spaceship blast off towards the moon.
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Never trust a person who says "I don't read...
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Overweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Awesome, you're so inspiring for young ladies. Everybody should feel beautiful no matter what size they are!
Underweight woman: I am confident and I love myself!
Society: Eww, you're gross! Stop promoting eating disorders and go eat a burger instead. Don't you know guys don't like skeletons?
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
– Carl Sagan (via jesseekkah)
mutated-genetics asked: you're just the cutest. like. a cupcake i wanna cuddle.
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I love you John Jameson.
kanyevvest:
how do u get off the internet
flyingsaucereyes:
oh fuck i’m addicted to storage wars. barry weiss is my spirit animal.
RIGHT?! I JUST WENT THROUGH THIS PHASE LIKE A MONTH AGO
When you wonder if you're settling, you probably...